In honor of Father's Day, here are a few of my Dad's words of wisdom, (and a tiny explanation as to why I turned out this way)...
One night during dinner I didn't feel like finishing my milk so my Dad exhorted, "Drink your milk, boy. Milk is one of the best things for you, why do think God made tits look so good?"
I drank my milk.
Another time, during Sunday morning breakfast, my Dad sappily pronounced to my brother and I, "I want you two boys to remember that no matter what happens to us, always remember that half of me went into making both of you...that's all that would fit."
Thank God it's hereditary.
Happy Father's Day,
Rocky
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