Thursday, April 30, 2009

You Must Be This Gay To Ride This Ride...And I Want To Cuddle Afterwards

No Mr. Elliptical Machine, I will not "cool down" for "5 minutes"! We mutually agreed to 15 minutes. Not 15 minutes...plus some more minutes. FIF-TEEN MINUTES! When I pushed "1" and then "5" and you responded by commencing my workout and posting a timer that was counting down from 15 minutes that was a tacit acknowledgment, approval, and agreement that a 15 minute workout was suffice. If you wanted me to "cool down" for 5 minutes you should have figured out a way to incorporate those 5 minutes into our original, heretofore agreement. It's bad enough that you make me look like an effeminate, power-walking gazelle!

-Rocky

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