On Monday the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry was awarded. In response, the International Olympic Committee announced that they would now be awarding medals in "Not Being Able to Swim."
Before a hastily arranged press conference the head of the IOC was overheard remarking to an aide, "If they're going to be giving awards to fuckers who can't write prose or play a musical instrument, than why the fuck not?"
"...And the Pulitzer Prize for "Writing a Blog That Nobody Reads" goes to..."
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