I had some Top Ramen today...because I'm poor. I swear to God, I'm so broke that I was the victim of identity theft and it actually helped my credit. But I had some Top Ramen today and, I shit you not, on the package it actually says, "To lower sodium, use less seasoning." Seriously, that's their health tip, "To lower sodium, use less seasoning?" That's like saying, "To lower calories, don't eat."
What's next? On the package, next to "serving size," just a picture of a guy shrugging and saying "How hungry are you?"?
It's my bacon and I'll put butter on it if I want to!
-Rocky
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