Wednesday, May 20, 2009

AP - DNR RNC

WASHINGTON (AP) - Today the Republican National Committee dropped a resolution to call the Democratic Party the "Democrat-Socialist" Party but instead voted on a motion to formally recognize the Democrats' "March to Socialism."

In a related, yet way less reported story, today the Democratic National Committee did not vote on something totally insignificant.

(Though some Democrats were overheard chuckling at the consideration of officially referring to the current Republican Party as the "Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight-Republicans," the "Republicans That Totally Messed Up Our Country-Party," or simply "The Party That Seems To Be Entirely Filled With Republican Douche Nozzles Who Are Always Focused On Absolutely Insignificant Shit Other Than Actual Governing-Party.")

Copyright 2009 Associated Press

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

sharp.