"...Shit Taco"

My favorite TV segment of the week...I've decided that Comedy Central has officially become more credible and politically relevant than the Fox News Channel.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	M - Th 11p / 10c
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I'm Pretty Fly for a Quota

I've decided that if you have ever said, "I'm a pretty good dancer...for a white guy," "I run pretty fast...for a white guy," or "I jump pretty high...for a white guy," you are not allowed to be against affirmative action.

I'm Like Stevie Wonder on a Computer

I decided that I needed to type faster so I took a keyboarding class. I'm still very slow at typing...but I'm pretty good on the piano.

Como Se Dice "FUBAR"?

It's no wonder that Afghanistan and Iraq are still a mess - The Bush administration trying to teach democracy is like a Spanish teacher trying to teach Korean...over the phone!

"It's my way or the high road..."

G's Up

The G-20, Group of 20 Industrial Nations, wrapped up their summit in London today and this got me wonderin' - How much does it suck to be G-21? To be the 21st Industrial Nation? To only get invited to meetings G-21 and up?

Being G-21 during a G-20 meeting is worse than getting picked last in gym class - it's like not getting picked at all. It's like not even being good enough to be the team manager. Being the G-21 nation during a G-20 summit is like being forced to watch from the sidelines as the fat, uncoordinated Mexico gets to play. Hey Egypt and Singapore, it's great that you brought your gloves, and I can see that you really wanna play, but we'd much rather have the asthmatic and mildly-retarded Turkey on our team. What's that Ivory Coast, you have a note from your doctor? Well then go sit with Malaysia and Chile - they forgot their gym shorts. Hey Morocco and Thailand, wanna hear a funny joke? If I catch you smoking in the boys' room again, "IMF" is gonna be what your grade says when it introduces itself...

My Week Without Fast-Food Diary - Day 2: Wow!!! I feel absolutely fantastic! I have so much energy! Usually around 3pm I start dragging ass and feel like I need to take a nap, but today the afternoon came and went and the thought of taking a nap never even crossed my mind. I wish I could sleep in until noon everyday!

My Week Without Fast-Food Diary - Day 1: Went grocery shopping. It took way longer than the drive-thru. Not sure this whole "store" thing is going to catch on.